As long as it needs to be...

"As long as it needs to be" is a phenomenal rule. Instead, here I am, forcing my three-page paper into eight pages. It's safe to say I think this is pointless and an extreme waste of time because I'm just babbling at this point. So here's what I'm doing instead: wasting my time by making lists of things I could do instead of making this paper longer:

·      Sleep
·      Hang out with friends
·      Investigate the lost cheese-it
·      Discover the meaning of life
·      Write this list
·      Watch House
·      Pack for break
·      Do laundry
·      Organize my Easy Mac
·      Watch Pablo swim
·      Learn to sing fast like Ed Sheeran
·      Hide the Kit Kats from everyone, including myself
·      Take a shower in the awesome stall
·      Watch the Frozen behind-the-scenes thing for the fourth time in the past 22 hours
·      Watch Frozen – the actual movie
·      Dig a snowcave – I don’t know what that is, but it sounds cool
·      Creep on pictures from Texas #CCTakesTexas #Bitter
·      Be artsy
·      Find my roommate
·      Plan my inevitable naps for tomorrow
·      Put post-it notes all over our door
·      Crawl into my bed and hibernate
·      Check if my roomie’s protein bars are made of sand
·      Move this damn chair so I stop hitting my head on the lamp 24/7
·      Blog this list (oh wait…)
·      Bitch about how my paper doesn’t need to be any longer (oh wait…)
·      Pretty much anything under the sun and the moon and the stars